The real drug

It’s the snooze button. It’s a blessing, and a curse. It can make an additional 5-10 minutes of sleep seem like heaven – with chocolate frosting on top, but it comes with a tradeoff… those 10 minutes of pure bliss is just the amount of time I have to brush my teeth, fix my hair (yeah, like I can actually do that) and take a proper piss without applying 3 times more PSI to my urethra just to hurry up and get going asap. One has to question himself: “Should I just turn the TV off before going to sleep, or watch shitty 30 minute sitcoms that rely on a background laugh track to make it watchable?”. The answer is not important at the moment, because I’m sure I won’t have any trouble getting up tomorrow morning, and I won’t even think about hitting the snooze button. I promise.

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