“So… I heard Vista sucks…”

Entry Filed under: Only slightly humorous

January 1st, 2009

Yeah, you did. In fact, it is pretty nice to have a scapegoat for every crappy mistake you make. I know it would be easy to have an object to blame for everything from diarrhea to global warming and avoid the truth or responsibility, but it appears that something like that already exists, and it’s not George Bush, it’s Windows Vista.

Who started the rumor? Don’t know – don’t care. Who is afraid of the new interface and animated Windows? Pretty much everybody. Who gets on my nerves? People who actually believe everything they hear from a “I couldn’t install Vista on my 10 year old hardware because of lack of manufacturer support, so it must suck” Microsoft conspiracy theoretic…

The following comic (yes, I drew a comic) is actually a true story that happened about a week or two ago. It fails so hard, that I couldn’t describe it in words.

In case anybody is wondering if the second character of this story was really serious, let me break it to you now… he’s DEAD SERIOUS. In fact, he was so pissed that he lost all his personal pics and porn from his overheating & malfunctioning 80GB Maxtor piece of crap, that he actually SMASHED his Vista DVD out of rage, thinking it was to blame!

If you are interested, here is another list you can use to blame stuff on:

Global Warming, The Jews, the failing economy, Sarah Palin, communism, a jammed elevator, a bad yoghurt bottle, your mom, Mondays, those meddling kids, MegaMan…

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